mjalti:

i crave simple things in life like fresh sourdough bread with a shallow but ornate dipping bowl containing olive oil/balsamic/fresh herbs on a moonlit evening overlooking the sea in some fuckall, Mediterranean location where i’m left alone to eat my bread and let the iodine from the sea air heal my torn up spirit & also six hundred million dollars in unmarked duffle bags stuffed into a swiss bank account box i receive for completing a job of dubious morality

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

Men watch fight club and are like oh yeah this is the life and think it’s just about being a cool punchy guy but don’t even understand that the movie is supposed to be about disfiguring Jared Leto

Men watch american psycho and are like yeah homeless people get a fuckin job and yeah being rich and rude is great but they don’t understand that the movie is actually about mauling Jared Leto with an axe